Ugliest Earrings on Earth

$2.00 $8.00

 These earrings are so hideous, they could possibly be mistaken for alien barf! Featuring a plethora of bad 80s craftiness! Green and blue plastic rhinestones! Multiple colours of puffy glitter paint! Shimmering gold leather! Glorious geometric triangleness! Perfect for your next ugly sweater party!

Earrings measure 1 5/8" (4cm) across by 1 3/4" (4.5cm) long, and are mounted to surgical steel posts. Condition is excellent, with no nicks, chips, scratches or missing bits. Someone please buy these and run them over with your car! Vintage 1980s.

All of our vintage jewelry is cleaned with a hospital-grade virucide, with virucidal, bactericidal and disinfectant properties.

All of our items are either one-of-a-kind, or made in very limited quantities. If something catches your fancy, scoop it up before someone else does!